How to be normal

First of all, if your a true hipster, you must forget your ways.

To be normal, you need to blend in. 

To blend in, you need to dress a bit hipster. But not enough to be noticed.

Just enough so that people see that your part of the crowd.

Then you need to forget being yourself.

Normal people aren't like you. Unique and beautiful just the way you are.

Normal people laugh when they're supposed to. Giggle and look cute.

Crazy and funny enough to cover up the inner turmoil of what's really going on underneath the surface.

But don't stand out too much, normal people don't do that.

And normal people, for some reason, don't have feelings.

Normal people are just normal, they can't be sad or depressed or confused.

Normal people can be pretty good or tired. Those are your only options if you want people to know that your nice and normal.

Forget about what your really feeling. If you want to be normal you need to put that aside.

So to put it in basic steps, 

How to be normal:

1. Blend in with the crowd

2. Don't be unique or you

3. Don't feel

Maybe normal isn't such a good thing after all.

Let's not be normal.